Grand Theft Auto IV: Making a killing is the name of the game

Stepping out onto the streets of Coney Beach (“Hove Beach” in the game), I am instantly impressed by the authentic-looking surroundings. The roads are grimy, the run-down fairground rides clunk away in the background and the sound of my footsteps even changes when I move onto the resort’s famous boardwalk.

Admittedly, the passers-by are rather a sullen lot - I wouldn’t normally expect to be asked, “Are you some kind of stinking-ass gypsy?” while sightseeing in Brooklyn - but the attention to detail is amazing. I take a stroll along the beach, pop into a Cluckin’ Bell restaurant to recharge my health with some (convincingly unappetising) fried chicken and use my new mobile phone. This lets me chat with Roman and other nonplayer characters in the game, send text messages and even arrange a date with the virtual women I meet.

Before I can afford to spring for a classy date at the neighbourhood pool room, I need some money. And here’s where the 18-certificate GTA IV gets controversial. I could take cab-driving jobs for cousin Roman to scrape together a few bucks, but Liberty City is an expensive place to live, so why not help him out by beating up some aggressive loan sharks? Then it’s only polite to accompany Roman’s pal Little Jacob on a pot deal, and before you know it I’m collecting debts, organising coke buys and building up my own criminal network. And all without a green card.

Liberty City is awash with pistols, machineguns, baseball bats, sniper rifles and grenades and, thanks to the thugs and lowlives I hang out with, extreme violence is never more than a button-push away. Unlike in many shoot-’em-up games, though, whipping out a gun in GTA IV does have consequences. If I start shooting up “Burlesque” (Broadway) or knock over an innocent pedestrian in “Middle Park”, Liberty City’s finest will be on my case in seconds - and they aren’t too fussy about reading you your rights before the lead starts to fly.

Shoot a cop and the city goes crazy, with police helicopters, Humvees and Swat squadrons unleashing a hail of bullets. In contrast, the gangsters are a verbose, slow-moving lot, preferring to engage in sub-Godfather dialogue (“Don’t question my loyalty.” “I won’t, if you don’t question my orders”) rather than high-octane gunplay.

GTA IV is completely freeform - if you don’t like the idea of visiting the Triangle strip club, you don’t have to. This is the key appeal of the GTA series: there is no linear story or quest to follow; you are simply spending time in an incredibly detailed environment.

So, like any real American, I chill out for a while in my apartment and watch TV, where a hilarious selection of cheesy infomercials, inane talk shows and trashy celebrity exposés epitomises the game’s cynical, cruel humour.

When I feel like heading out, that’s simple too. As befits a game set in a virtual Big Apple, taking a cab has its own key-press – and comes complete with blaring foreign radio stations and nonsensical taxi-driver banter. If you prefer to be in the driver’s seat, it’s possible to carjack almost any vehicle (be it car, motorbike or 18-wheeler), and I confess that helping myself to some sweet rides (including 1950s retro whales, supercharged pickups and speedboats) quickly becomes my preferred mode of transport.

Although GTA IV is a gangster game, there is a lot more to it than just shooting. When Niko gets access to the internet halfway through the game, I decide to try a spot of online dating. The mechanism (and much of the language) is crude but I do have to work hard for some pixelated fun.

I learn that Carmen loves a drink but doesn’t like seeing Niko in glasses, whereas nothing impresses Alexandra more than an evening in the Split Side comedy bar. Finding Ricky Gervais doing a bizarrely irrelevant cameo here (with terrible laugh track) shows that Liberty City’s unwelcome immigrants aren’t limited to east Europeans. It’s worth persevering with dating, though, as the more Niko sleeps around, the less he has to pay for his clothing. I’m not sure whether this is a quirk of the game or an aspect of American society no one ever told me about.

Look hard and there is a moral code to be found in Grand Theft Auto IV, even if it works along the lines of “Thou shalt not get caught” rather than anything more profound. Loyalty and honour are prized traits in this parallel world, and determined do-gooders can choose to turn vigilante, tracking down Liberty City’s biggest criminals in a hijacked police cruiser.

GTA IV is a violent, twisted game, packed with casual racism and misogyny. You have to behave in a nasty manner to succeed, and it certainly deserves its 18 certificate. It can also be extremely enjoyable, with thrilling action and a sophisticated storyline that bears comparison to some of the best American gangster movies. Like Hollywood, the games industry is becoming addicted to sequels (this is actually the ninth title in the series) and its lead characters now generate the interest usually garnered by A-list movie stars. The growing success of Grand Theft Auto shows that many of us do enjoy the thrill of behaving badly, at least in the safety of a virtual world. Just don’t expect to see Niko Bellic starring in a romcom any time soon.

A history of violence

More than 70m copies of GTA games have been sold to date, making it the fifth bestselling games series after Mario and Pokemon, The Sims and Final Fantasy

Launched in 1997, the original GTA was created by Dave Jones, a Scottish games programmer. Subsequent versions have been developed in Britain by Rockstar Games, although the firm’s headquarters is now in New York

Dennis Hopper, Burt Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson, Ray Liotta and Axl Rose have all voiced characters in GTA games

Jack Thompson, an American lawyer, has tried, unsuccessfully, to connect the game to real-life murders. In September 2006 he filed a “wrongful death” lawsuit against Take-Two Interactive, parent company of Rockstar Games, after a 2004 shooting spree by a 14-year-old